| Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes |
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| Written by potter parodies | |
| Sunday, 30 September 2007 | |
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Soon to be a classic... Excerpt below. To read the entire thing clicky here. (language warning...) Click read more to find out about ordering the book and to see an excert.
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" in fifteen minutes
HARRY: *plays with his wand in the middle of the night* MR. DURSLEY: Stop playing with your wand in the middle of the night, boy! HARRY: *won't stop playing with his wand in the middle of the night* CLEO: Uh... THE LOVELY EMILY: Dude, I KNOW.
Aunt Marge Comes to Visit
AUNT MARGE: Carry my luggage, boy! HARRY: ... AUNT MARGE: Clean my plate, boy! HARRY: ... AUNT MARGE: Come back and listen to my insults, boy! HARRY: ... AUNT MARGE: Your mother was a bitch! AUNT MARGE'S GLASS: *explodes* MR. DURSLEY: Oh, shit. AUNT MARGE: ...and your father was a drunk! HARRY: I KEEL YOU! AUNT MARGE: *spontaneously Violet Beauregards and floats away into the sky* DUDLEY: *drools* Five minutes later, Harry stomps down with his trunk packed. MR. DURSLEY: YOU DEFLATE YOUR AUNT RIGHT NOW! HARRY: FUCK ALL Y'ALL AND THIS POPSICLE STAND! AUNT MARGE IN THE DISTANCE: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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