| Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in Fifteen Minutes |
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| Written by potter parodies | |
| Sunday, 30 September 2007 | |
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For your reading pleasure... "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" in fifteen minutes (clicky here for the entire thing). Click read more to find out about ordering the book and to see an excert.
Excert...
Chez Weasley [Hermione wakes Harry from a prophetically bad dream about Wormtail, a curiously wee Voldemort, and Some Leather Jacket Guy AK-ing a Muggle. Note: Where possible, any significant sidekick lines, scenes or reaction shots have been given to Hermione, while Ron will now only be allowed to say one thing:] RON: Bloody hell!
[Mr. Weasley and Company meet up with his coworker, Amos Diggory-and a very pretty boy who falls out of a tree. Hermione shoots Ginny an approving look.] GINNY: I don't know where we're going, but I think I'm going to like it. FRED (OR GEORGE): Look! It's a Plotkey! GEORGE (OR FRED): We're going to the World Cup! It'll be the most awesome game of quidditch ever!
[Everyone's having a great time until a klan of Death Eaters shows up and starts burning things.] MR. WEASLEY: Fred! George! Make sure Ginny doesn't get killed! Don't worry about Harry, he's just the Boy Who Lived! And STICK TOGETHER!
[No one sticks together.] ...to be continued... CLICK ...
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