These were found at Emma Watson Empire:

 Quick Jokes

Q. What kind of hair do merpeople have?
A. Wavey hair!

Q. Why did the mummie sing on stage?
A. He wanted to be a wrap star!

Q. What did the ghost cook for dessert?
A. Booberry pie

Q. How good is Emma Watson with a wond?

A. She is wonderful...

Q. What happens when Troy Corwin meets Emma Watson?
A. Troy is in love.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers.

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