| The Modern Humorist - The Ultimate Harry Potter Guide |
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| Written by potter parodies | |
| Friday, 21 September 2007 | |
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Modern Humorist features jokes and stories on all kinds of subjects. Of course, the Harry Potter series is not left out on the doorstep. Here you can learn all about Harry Potter from quite a different perspective. In their words, "THE 'HARRY POTTER' SAGA is a magical tale full of adventure and magic. At least, it is for people who like to read books. For those of you who prefer your entertainment seared into your retinas through moving images, there is finally a film version in theaters. Use this cheat-sheet reference if you're a casual moviegoer confused by the strange world of Quidditch, Muggles and British children." Written by Nick Nadel, the "Guide" includes such things as: "The Order of the Phoenix: Turkey and Swiss on a roll, onion rings, cream soda. Ravenclaw: The gnarled left hand of the girl who played Olivia on 'The Cosby Show.' Slytherin: British spelling of 'Slithering.' Hedwig: Appears in the third book. Don't ask about the inch. Just don't. Hogsmeade: A popular drink among British wizards. Tastes like the liquid squeezed from spotted dick." For your reference, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" was an off-off-off-off Broadway rock musical made onto a film that's quite popular about a young German man who falls in love with... well, let's just say, it's not about an owl. Read more of the list here: (clicky) and more Harry Potter humor on the Modern Humorist here: (clicky2 ) Bookmark this site               |
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