These are from the book Smarties Wizard Jokes which you can order, if so inclined, at this link .

 What does a Wizard get if he crosses a pound coin with a drainage channel?
Quidditch.

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but is scared of the sea?
A chicken sand-witch.

What's the difference between a wizard and the letters K,E,S,A,M?
One makes spells, the other spells 'makes'.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch woman.

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