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Britney Spears Meets Harry Potter |
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Written by potter parodies
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Friday, 21 September 2007 |
 Since she's so much in the news today I found this little oldy, moldy but goldy diddy on the 'net. What would happen (or not) if Britney Spears met Harry Potter? OMG, what could she possibly say? Like, uh, wow! You know? I mean, would she know about wands and stuff? You know? Would she want a potion or something. Like, um, maybe Harry would have some new dance moves or something way cool like that. Like, omg, maybe they would even become BFFs! No Way! Click read more to find out... (caricature of Britney by Dan Walsh at his site (clicky)).
 Britney Spears Meets Harry Potter (7/9/2000)
By GMoritz
Harry Potter: Uh, hullo.
Britney Spears: Ohmigod. Are you British? I love British accents! You know, I email Prince William sometimes.
Harry Potter: That muggle? I mean, that's great.
Britney Spears: I love your outfit! You look like a wizard or something. (squeezes Harry Potter's cheek)
Harry Potter: Back, foul succubus!
Britney Spears: What?
Harry Potter: Oh sorry.
Britney Spears: Whatever. Oh, that's a great fake lightningbolt you've got tatooed on your forehead.
Harry Potter: It's not fake! Absolutely no part of me is fake.
Britney Spears: Yeah, me neither. (winks)
Harry Potter: Well, are you a muggle or not?
Britney Spears: A muggle?
Harry Potter: You know, can you do any magic?
Britney Spears: Hmm. Well, I did manage to transform my mediocre singing talent into a chart-topping pop-music sensation! Look, now I'm just a girl...now, I'm a whole industry!
Harry Potter: Wow, All I can do is transform lead into gold, or Hermione Granger into a frog.
Britney Spears: (giggles) They pay you for that?
Harry Potter: Well, no. But I also have the ability to magically transmute an identical storyline into the best-selling book in the country every single year. Abracadabra!
Read the rest of it here... clicky! (Cover image above from The Daily Proble - Because real news sucks)
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Last Updated ( Friday, 21 September 2007 )
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